Monday, November 28, 2005

You know you need money when...

After all your kind posts on my literary achievement yesterday (I’m not sure, but thanks to all of you for saying so anyway) today I have just one quick piece of very low-brow advice: avoid showing up to your first day of a new freelance assignment with food poisoning.

Not to over share anything too gross, but lying on the floor of a bathroom waiting for the next moment you’d puke your guts out is no way to really impress a creative director, know what I’m sayin’? The worst part is if anyone actually noticed that I spent about 6 hours just sleeping on the bathroom floor today (it’s a private one-seater) and thought – GOD FORBID – that there was something else going on in there but puking. Because there wasn’t. It was just that. But it would kill me to think people thought otherwise. I know, I was sick, I couldn’t help it and I shouldn’t worry with such silly details. But come ON. I’m a girl. I’m shallow. I’d rather people know I was in there puking than have them think I was in there doing other things. PLEASE. We all know girls don’t do that sort of thing.

The things I do to ensure I get my day rate.

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I liked yesterday's better. ; )

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Blogger gina said...

Awwww honey! Are you feeling better? I am sure everyone knows you are a lady! Just tell them getting violently ill is part of your creative process!

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Blogger concha said...

naw. this one was better. i love misery. ok, i have to stope reading blogs and get to work now...

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Blogger sissy said...

Dear God woman! Talk about a BAD first day. I am horrified for you, hope you are much better today.
Hold your head up, they probably just thought you were in there doing drugs! Hee hee hee...

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Blogger Jaime Schwarz said...

I like to thank the toilet bowl for being so cool on the side of my head as I lean there in pain thinking it's all up when it really isn't. I like to try to comfort the toilet bowl for all it's going through in hopes that it is comforting me right back. "Everything's going to be OK Jaime. Just think of what I go through every day, you've got it pretty good." And that usually helps me get through the pain. Hope you're feeling better.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

girl's gotta do....that's all i'm sayin'
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oh, snap. that sounds like a shit sandwich if i've ever heard one. i hope you feel better.

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